First Church of Atheism

First Church of Atheism is a church for atheists, agnostics, and seculars in Eldoret established and owned by Looney Lion. Never truly believing in God, Looney felt that the non-religious townspeople were not well-represented in Eldoret. He serves as the church's preacher during their services every Sunday. Nearly one thousand non-religious townsfolk consider themselves members of this church.

Overview
Each Sunday, Looney Lion hosts a Sunday service where he preaches from the Holy Book of Nonbelievers, wherein they sing from their hymnals. Almost one thousand townsfolk attend these services. Aside from this, Looney also offers communion and he has even orchestrated over a dozen marriages. Looney's wife Rosie Lion also teaches Sunday school for the children of the church.