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 * Howard: You're inquiring about me, so allow me to apprise you. You mistreated during adolescence. You were dastardly and abhorrent, which repelled the schoolchildren further and further. You treated me like I was a paramecium, but in case your brain is too Lilliputian to comprehend, I'm not a single-celled freshwater animal that has a characteristic slipperlike shape and is covered with cilia. So when the time came to bedevil you, I was going to be jocund. But then I realized you were inferior and subordinate to me. I maintain the lifestyle of an epidemiologist and geneticist that works two days a week, so I've found myself so much more superior and upmarket that I will not be bedeviling you tonight, but will rather be putting God up to the endeavor.